January 2012
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Episode 20 - Rock-a Fire Explosion →
Happy 2012, everyone! Nick and Nicole are back with talk of their new years resolutions, including Nick’s intentions to release the next big rap hit. Plus: a story of the most uncomfortable haircut banter ever, and all of the year end “best of” lists we made. Topics discussed: GuyGirlPodcastDotCom.website, jazz cigarettes, naughty ponies, Shaving Magazine, and more!
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December 2011
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Episode 19 - Karate Christmas →
We hope you all love this, the final episode of Nick and Nicole: Epic Bros for the year 2012. Jeff Lyons of Usedwigs.com joins us to discuss creative ways to burn up your remaining sick days and musicals that will never be. Plus, Nick’s adventures with Thunderbird Wine, and Nicole’s fresh new rap beat, “Christmas Whippits.” So please, crack open a delicious...
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Episode 18 - Are You Crying? →
On this, the first day of Christmas, your true loves (us) give to you: The weirdest holiday time podcast ever. Don’t believe it? Just try and tolerate this week’s interstitial music. Nick has prepared a musical tribute to our good friends Trevor and Jason Ramblin’: The Podcast, who shocked the world this week by announcing their hiatus. And that cynical ol’ Nicole is...
Episode 17 - Duck Hunt →
This week we’re joined by Pat Sievert and Jeremiah Tear of the Walk it Off Podcast for what will surely go down as an historic Game of 1,000 voices. If you ever wanted to know what George Burns and Ringo Starr thought about the Nintendo Entertainment system, prepare to have your mind blown. The feud between Nick and Jeremiah is heating up, making it seem likely a third party moderator...
Episode 16 - Hilarious Apple Anecdotes →
Much like an episode of 24, we only had one hour to get things done this week. Also like 24, you’ll probably find this to be completely unbearable. Actually, in the words of Nick (that’s me!) this is one of our better episodes in a while. Won’t you join us as we try to get sued by puppets, pitch a movie called “All the Porn Ever, At Once,” creep out a listener in...
November 2011
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Episode 15 - Glitterally →
Don’t let the fact that it’s Thanksgiving fool you. We have plenty to whine about this week. Plus, we spend the first third of the episode trying to solve the Skyrim vs. Twilight debate that has plagued this nation for years. Topics discussed: Round n rounds, real life Dilbert cartoons, America’s Wettest Water Park & Jamblemin Swordhand of Many Battles. Have a nasty-ass...
Episode 14 - Wow! What a Kroger! →
Ever wonder what a podcast would sound like if the hosts had been off for a week and forgot to plan a show? And what would happen if one of the hosts had only been awake for 20 minutes before recording started? These questions and more will be answered on this week’s Nick and Nicole: Epic Bros (AKA: The episode we probably shouldn’t have released). Topics discussed:...
Minisode 2 - A Frankenstein, a Dracula and a Mummy →
Live from a car in Houston, Texas: Nick and his dad drive around, trying to figure out why Nick turned out the way that he did.
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Minisode 1 - Caviar Dreams and Champagne Wishes →
Here it is! The first of our vacation minisodes. Nicole visits with her lovely mother and plays the New Fall TV Game and Game of 1,000 voices. Enjoy, and look for more minisodes in the next few days!
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Episode 13 - The Crucible Upon Which Their... →
We’re on vacation next week, but we’ve produced a super sized episode to hold you over until then. This week’s episode has all sorts of special guests: Shannon Dapper of the Scene Break Podcast, Henry Kissenger… Ok, so only two special guests. But that’s more special guests than you had on your podcast this week. Topics discussed: Our areas of influence, pizza...
October 2011
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Episode 12 - One Frankenstein at a Time →
Turn off all the lights and get ready to be spooked out of your socks. It’s Nick and Nicole’s Halloween Spooktacular. This week, Nicole tells a tale of a missed love connection in a Buffalo Wild Wings booth. The Epic Bros play America’s hottest new game, The Game of 1,000 Voices. And Nick once again berates the listeners. Topics discussed: Earth Girls are Easy (during the...
Episode 11 - Duelin' Carlins →
This week, Nick and Nicole are joined by Griffin McElroy of Joystiq.com and My Brother, My Brother and Me to discuss theater, video games and the importance of pasteurization. But before that begins, Nick displays how out of touch he is with (now outdated) sports news. And the listener mailbag overfloweth with some great calls and e-mails. Topics discussed: Fütböl, mosquito disease,...
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Episode 10 - You're a Butterfly →
This week, Nick and Nicole sing praises (literally) of the show’s first hater. Next up: Gather your kids around the old computer box, because the Epic Bros. offer some sound advice for teens. And make sure you stick around after the closing theme plays. We’ve got a special surprise for you. Topics discussed: Nicole’s love of Finger Eleven, reasons why you should hate us, and...
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gerry duggan: Scamming The Scammer →
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My phone rang one day last year. It was a number I didn’t recognize. The man on the other end of the line introduced himself as John Global, and he had great news: I had won the lottery. He was unclear when I asked how I had won a contest I didn’t enter but I acted like a gentleman and gave the…
Episode 9 - What is Fashion? →
Nick has found the most troubling job description ever written. Could this spur him to return to a life of crime? Nicole introduces the New Fall TV Show Game, which results in the creation of some of the greatest TV show pitches ever made. And Jason responds to Pat’s Epic Bros. theme song challenge (It’s a doozy, folks)! Topics discussed: Nancy Grace’s Bitch-A-Thon, the love...
September 2011
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"Ramblin': The Podcast": #5 "Untrustworthy Nerds" →
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Trevor & Jason stay home to have a chat with Nick & Nicole of the Epic Bros Podcast. Then, they plumb new depths of dorkiness with an a (probably confusing) theatrical time-travel adventure!
Sesame Street! “Geocaching!” Antique ocular accoutrements!
Episode 8 - A Life of Crime →
Worlds collide as Pat Sievert of the Walk it Off Podcast joins us for the hour. Nick tells a heartbreaking tale of a challenge against his dog’s masculinity. Nicole tells us all about the comedy scene in a little-known hamlet called New York City. And Pat writes us our second theme song, resulting in a challenge to our listeners. Topics discussed: Space sequels, advice for married men,...
Episode 7 - The Cusackverse →
Wow, what an episode! It’s Nicole’s birthday, and she’s gonna tell you guys all about her upcoming world domination plan. We’re also joined by Jason Sims and Trevor Britton, hosts of the fantastic “Ramblin’: The Podcast.” And you’re sure not going to want to miss another classic rant from Nick about the whole Qwikster situation… or maybe...
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"Ramblin': The Podcast": #3 "Hardknuckle Mountain" →
I’m so backlogged on podcasts right now that I just heard this wonderful episode of Ramblin’. They said/sang some very nice things about us! - Nick
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Trevor & Jason set out on a epic triathlon of manly adventure! And their wives are there to support/laugh at them! AND someone gets CUT!
High horses! Hack berries! Hobos!
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Episode 6 - Mouth Full of Staples →
This week, Nick and Nicole discuss options to escape the crushing debt of producing the Epic Bros. podcast. Will they turn to a life of crime? You’ll have to keep listening to find out. Also, an offer is made that the hosts of “My Brother, My Brother and Me” couldn’t possibly refuse. The pro-sword/anti-sword debate rages on, and an initially plesant call from a member of...
Episode 5 - Sword Fever →
Nick is almost recovered from the cold that nearly took his life, but he may have caught a far more deadly disease… Meanwhile, Nicole tries to talk Nick out of buying a sword. Also, we get a call from a big shot food mogul. Topics discussed: Alabammy margaritas, why you shouldn’t argue with your wife and some things that will probably upset our massive Welsh, Lithuanian and...
Episode 4 - Women In the Workplace →
To celebrate surviving the recent hurricane, Nicole takes control of this episode. And thank God, because Nick was feeling mighty ill while recording. Jason calls back to answer the questions we posed after last week’s message. Also, at least one call from Pat Sievert, Mayor of Winner Country and host of the Walk It Off Podcast! Topics discussed: That bitch Irene, sandwich fires,...
August 2011
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"Ramblin': The Podcast": #2 "My Favorite Mammal" →
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Trevor Britton & Jason Sims get real silly as they drive to a book store, to eat and, finally, to Trevor’s porch.
Time Travel! Embarrassment! Crickets!
Is this our “sophomore slump” or our “Empire Strikes Back?”
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Episode 3 - NastyGram →
Ok, finally. An episode we’re really, REALLY proud of. This week, we decide to launch a rather ribald web 2.0 company to help all of you lonely hearts out there. PLUS our first two phone calls from beloved listeners! Topics discussed: Old men don’t want to date you, Tibetan Bell Hero, Jason (of the fantastic “Ramblin’: The Podcast”) takes a trip to Dave and...
Episode 2b - Telelunching →
We really hit our stride this week and recorded a podcast we were proud to call our own. Then Nick’s computer crashed and we had to begrudgingly start the whole thing over again. You all would have LOVED our lost episode 2a, but we think you’ll still find 2b charming. Topics discussed: Nick is angry, we love our listeners, Bars that might be time machines, you only bronze the ones...
Episode 1 - Diamonds, Dads & Daleks →
It’s the maiden voyage of the good ship Nick and Nicole: Epic Bros! A little rough around the edges, but hey, we’re still learning. We’d like to see you do better. Topics discussed: Doctor Who’s finances, 35 is the new 65, trapping a lady bride, classic dad vs. junkie dad and more!
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