gerryduggan:

My phone rang one day last year. It was a number I didn’t recognize. The man on the other end of the line introduced himself as John Global, and he had great news: I had won the lottery. He was unclear when I asked how I had won a contest I didn’t enter but I acted like a gentleman and gave the…

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